Car Talk

 is the fifth episode of Awkward Puppets.

Synopsis
Diego and Sam discuss what to eat but they get carried away.

Sam

 * Where do you want to eat? Taco Bell?
 * What's it like mowing my lawn all day?
 * Don't you have to go to Home Depot to find work?
 * Shouldn't you be watching a soccer game right now?
 * I just got a call from immigration, you're being deported.
 * What's it like not having a green card?
 * Why don't you go eat a burrito?
 * What's it like putting guacamole on everything?
 * What's it like not paying taxes?

Diego

 * Where do you want to eat? Starbucks?
 * What's it like eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches all day?
 * How many times did you get a divorce this year?
 * Shouldn't you be waiting in line for the next iPhone?
 * I just got a call from Abercrombie and Fitch and they want their clothes back.
 * What's it like not having WiFi?
 * Why don't you go eat some organic, gluten free, fat free, water?
 * What's it like putting guacamole on everything?

Characters

 * Sam
 * Diego