Diego

Diego Alberto Alejandro Gonzalez Gomez, Jr. (or simply Diego) is the main protagonist of Awkward Puppets. He is portrayed to be the typical Mexican stereotype.

Full name: Diego Raúl Gonzales Mateo Santiago Sebastián Lucas Benjamin Felipe Bruno Leonardo Joaquin Lorenzo Ignacio Rodrigo Simon Mendez Francisco Pabloblo Andres Juan Jose Emilio Isaac Bautista Esteban Raymundo Sergio Gabriel Sanchez Junior The Third.

Biography:
Diego grew up with his mother and brother, and doesn’t know where his father is since he left his family. Sometime in his later life, Diego married his wife, Benita, for four years. According to Benita, everything was perfect, until it wasn't. Both, Diego and Benita now, agreed that they now wanted a divorce.

Personality:
Diego could be very selfish, lazy, disrespectful, stupid, misogynistic, pathetic, and an asshole, but that's how his wife described him. At times he could also be relatable, because when you're an adult, it could also be not as fun it used to be. He also is obsessed with alcohol tequila and soccer games to be exact. He usually is lazy and could make rude comments to the white race, because he gets called racist comments too.

Another is he says he loves his wife, Benita, but does not like her and wants the divorce obviously in the doctor's office and couples therapy when calls her the headache and wants to divorce her. Together he is chill, hates his life, but still making the best of it.

Appearance:
Diego is a Hispanic puppet, with a blue shirt, black pants, black tie and a wonderful moustache.

Benita:
Benita is Diego's wife. The two have an incredibly toxic marriage, with Diego often cheating on his wife. Diego cites being married as his reason for drinking.

Sarah:
Diego hated Sarah, because she was racist to him.

Sam:
Diego and Sam are friends. Though, they often say racist things to each other.

Twon:
It's unknown to Diego's relationship with Twon, but overall, they do seem to get along.

Quotes:

 * "I want a divorce"
 * "Oops"
 * "Excuse me sir, do you know any good strip clubs?"
 * "Can you repeat that all over again, but in Spanish?"
 * "The fact that white people send their parents to nursing homes"
 * "I-Hate-This-White-Bitch"
 * "Man, girls in Vegas are crazy"
 * "Yeah, i quit"
 * "I hate this country"
 * "No habla ingles"
 * "Benita, i'm gonna go to the grocery store really quick, i'll be back in.... two days"
 * "This is bigger than my country"
 * "Wow that's fucked up"
 * "Or else nobody's gonna read, cause i don't know how to read"
 * "Moon, Moon, i never finished High School"
 * "Please calm down"

Trivia:

 * Diego is one of the first two characters to be introduced to Awkward Puppets along with Justin Bieber.
 * It's revealed that his name is very long.
 * He does not speak or understand English often as stated that he wanted his therapist to translate her introduction to the group.
 * He seemed to be uneducated, judging the fact that he never went to middle school, high school, nor college. It's currently unknown if Diego was possibly dropped out or expelled.
 * Although he was unemployed in his recent appearances, he often works at the customers service for unknown reasons.
 * He seemed to be despising children, showing the fact that he keeps refusing to start having his and Benita's own despite her demands.
 * He may have an on and off attraction to caucasian women, hinting that he attempted to flirt with Sarah on the phone, wondering if he could find some caucasian women wearing revealing clothing much to Benita's annoyance during their therapy session and also thinks that white women are "scary". due to their short-temper.
 * Throughout his childhood, his father left but remained with his family for no reason. Diego stated that his father hated his mother and also called him and his mother on a phone while in the hospital checkup. Anything that combines those continuity errors are unknown.
 * He seemed to hating the fact that Benita is always in the house, much to his annoyance.